The story of Moana (but not really)
Everything in this blog is a joke, including this sentence.
The movie opens with my grandma explaining to the children how they are all going to inevitably get killed by darkness. She introduces the movies main antagonist, Maui, who is a demolition god or something, I wasn't paying attention. Anyways, with the power of his special stick (Unlike Yodas stick from Bad Lip Readings "My Stick!" video, this one is NOT better than bacon), Maui can turn into a rodent, and he used that power to rip a glowing green gem from the Earth itself, causing darkness to spread. This darkness spreads a few miles per year, which is obviously very fast, so Maui could not escape, so he died, and since the villain died, the movie ended. Anyways, the Earth turned i…
Moana Answers Wiki
I recently adopted a wiki, an Answers wiki. I have turned this wiki into an Answers wiki... for Moana! If you would like to join, here's the link:
Moana Answers Wiki
It's not perfect, because it's adopted, like the web address is for the wiki it was, I can't change that, and I haven't figured out how to change the words above the question bar, I don't even know if that's possible... but, it's a Moana Answers wiki.
You Know You're a Moana Fan When You...
You know you're a Moana fan when you almost start belting out "How Far I'll Go" instead of the pledge of alliegence in class at school... :D
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Badge Making- The easy way
This is how to make a badge. The easy way. (And the only way I know.) Here are the steps.
1. Find a badge you like. Ones on other wikis work well too.
2. Search up, on the search bar at the top of the wiki, Template: Whatever this badge is called
Items from Moana
I love all the different items from Moana! (That's why I'm making pages for all of them.) I expecially like her dress at the end of the movie, the painting she makes, the grass boat she makes...
^This is pretty much my favorite picture from Moana. (And dress!)
Lessons to be Learned from Moana 2
Here's somemore important lessons from Moana...
1. Some boys can jump 3 times their height! In "Where You Are," a little boy jumps up 3 times his height to catch a coconut.
2. Drums are magic! When Moana is in the cave thingy, drums answer here back! From where? No one knows...
3. Chickens have nine lives! Ever wondered how Heihei survives all the crash landings? Well, there's your answer.
4. Moana is really flexible! When Moana crawls out of Maui's cave thingy, she literally bends herself in half and shimmys up the hole!
5. Crabs are really smart! Somehow Tamatoa knew that Gramma Tala had told her to listen to her heart and be who she was on the inside.
Well, that's it for now folks! I don't think there will be anymore after this one. I hope you liked my…
Tomatoa's Teeth
If Tamtoa likes being so shiny... shouldn't he brush his teeth and make them look shiny? Just saying.
Interesting Facts
I got these from reading/watching bonus stuff at the end of the film, and I thought they were really cool.
Ok, so before Moana sings "How Far I'll Go", she throwing sticks, right? Well, when the song starts, their gone! (I didn't realize that before I read that on the bonuses.)
Also, when you first see Maui's fish hook on Tamatoa's back, they leave out the fringe thing on the handle! It's back in a second though.
Lessons to be Learned from Moana
1. If you steal someones heart, they will turn into a lava monster. Once Maui stole Te Feti's heart, she turned into a lava monster. Don't go around stealing people's hearts!
2. Coconuts came from eel's guts. In the song "You're Welcome", Maui states that he "killed an eel, buried it's guts, sprouted a tree, now you got cocnuts."
3. Some chickens can swallow giant rocks. Heihei can't quite digest them yet, but he can get it kind of down his stick-like throat.
4. Water can move and be like a real person. Water can make faces and act like a real person! It can also pick up people and move them through the water! Awesome!
5. Tatoos can move. Maui's tatoos can move. What?! Well, I guess only special tatoos can move.
More coming soon!
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The Struggle is Real...
Ahh... the struggles of Wikia... don't you all love it when you work really hard to get a badge where you're required to have an editing streak of a certain number of days, and it glitches and starts you all over again even though you didn't skip any days?
I Hope There's Going to Be a Moana 2 or Moana Episodes
I really hope there is going to be a sequel of Moana and episodes that will show in Disney like how they did in Descendants. They made a sequel and episodes for us to watch non-stop.
Me: Elsa Rosenberg
Hello.
We all know that that is the best, yet most cliche way to begin this introductory blog.
My name is Elsa Maureen Rosenberg. I am a quick-witted teenage girl armed with lethal amounts of sarcasm. I am fed up with racism and I cry when I watch Hallmark movies. I can speak Russian (Привет!!!) and I ramble. A lot. I am obsessed with Frozen and my OTP is Jelsa (Jack Frost from Rise Of The Guardians and Queen Elsa of Arendelle from Frozen). I love to write fanfiction on FanFiction.net (Here is the link to my profile page:ElsaRose01 ).
And here is where I start rambling about FF.net.
Most of my stories are Jelsa, but I've also written on Ever After High, Psych, and Doctor Who. I would like to make it known the I am a beta on FF.net which means …
